April 2012
shavingryansprivates:
i hope that tomorrow my mom calls me and says “april fools, you were actually aborted” and suddenly reality collapses and i never existed
FUCK YEA
finally cut my leg off
that’s right confederate soldiers
suck my detached leg
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ari-the-starry replied to your post: highlights of my day yesterday: my friend wasn’t…
please don’t say that! your existence DOES matter!!!! everyone’s does…
apparently not mine
since i’m treated like a fucking ghost
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livinglovinoloca replied to your post: highlights of my day yesterday: my friend wasn’t…
/hugs It’s okay baby ;w;
no it’s not
it’s not the first time that shit happened
and to make it worse my mother calls me “stacie” or “patricia” when my fucking name is AMBER
i’m her only child how fucking hard is it to remember my fucking name
i’m...
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highlights of my day yesterday:
my friend wasn’t in school
my math teacher hates me again
i was locked out of my apartment
my mother forgot to pick me up
i’m her only fucking child
everyone around me ignored me
it was then and there that I realized that my existence on this planet doesn’t matter
to anyone
it’s getting harder and harder to find reasons to keep...
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hahaha no one missed me
not even hannahaha
so the other day I was showing my friend a homestuck doodle I made and out of nowhere this girl who like homestuck hears our conversation, rushes over to me and was like “i really like that comic…like I really like that comic”
and she had that face of “let me talk to you about homestuck”
needless to see I was freaked out by the close contact
and stayed silent...
frostwhisker:
What is a social life.
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March 2012
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thelaurenproject:
what if for April Fools’ Day
tumblr goes down
just stays down all day
and every time you refresh it’s just Karp’s face like
superiorlemon:
giggle-pie:
so the other day in art class my teacher walked up to my table and said “don’t you ever go hiking while you’re on your period because bears can smell blood“
what the actual fuck
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ambieheartsturtlep0rn:
I bet Alfred does stupid things so Arthur yells at him using British slang/insults. I bet Al loveeees that English accent when it’s rough and dominant.
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plot twist: Nat finally made Lamingtons
scissoring4jesus:
Thank you microwave for heating my plate and not my food I was planning on eating the plate anyway
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ambieheartsturtlep0rn:
sorry for not being on much yesterday
my mom forgot to pick me up since i didn’t pack my keys (i had no idea she was going to be home late)
….
i’m her only child
i was locked out of my apartment and had to wait till she got home
mpregasus:
sexybritishllama:
mpregasus:
sexybritishllama:
im still hungry
go eat
but then i have to get up
roll to the kitchen
reasons why i ship ella/raven
ghostmpreg:
advantages to watching the movie before reading the books
youre not constantly pointing out the flaws and the things that were wrong in your opinion, so you can thoroughly enjoy both the books and the movies
the books have more detail and things so its like easter eggs and you can be all “aw cool i didn’t know that now i understand this other bit better”
#advantages to reading...
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Hi my name is Ash and I am homeless.
lollirot-trickster:
So I haven’t been really forthcoming with the details around this and I’m not sure why. More than likely it’s my own inability to ask for help, or my pride, or simple the shame I’ve had to deal with from other people let alone on the internet.
I won’t go into details or points fingers, but I basically ran from a bad situation to a place I’d never been too and found that I...
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asvengers asked: GOODNESS. i can tell you that's not healthy but you know already. do you have cd?
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i’m so scared of losing you that it drives me...
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Its harder to fall out of love with you than it is...
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Today is national best friend day. Reblog if you...
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The creation of Hetalia
Hidekazu Himaruya: Okay I want this series to be popular.
Gentosha: How will you do that?
Hidekazu Himaruya: It's simple! I will make every character EXTREMELY attractive, and then...
Gentosha: And then??
Hidekazu Himaruya: I'LL MAKE THEM ALL RAGING HOMOSEXUALS!!!!!
Gentosha:
Hidekazu Himaruya:
Gentosha: IT'S BRILLIANT
Both: -flails-
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sorry for not being on much yesterday
my mom forgot to pick me up since i didn’t pack my keys (i had no idea she was going to be home late)
….
i’m her only child
i was locked out of my apartment and had to wait till she got home
10380:
i want to learn japanese and become a tattoo artist and tattoo “piss on me” on every middle class white girl who comes in asking for “live laugh love”
yolo
I don't really hate you for breaking my heart a...
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I wish I could have the courage to tell you that...
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I miss talking to you, so much.
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i always try to join in on tumblr text posts but no one notices me it’s like i’m at a party and i walk over to a group of people to join in on their funny discussion but every time i say something it’s like talking to myself
sanguinehero:
pockytardis:
himapapaftw:
beatricethegolden:
himapapaftw:
youarethebeauty:
Mpreg works. The baby would come out of the pee hole right? Yup.
sure the baby could come out of there
except for the following reasons
the urethra is really thin it’s like the size of a thin twig
the man would need a uterus and men don’t grow those
his penis would probably be ripped in half...
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there’s a game tomorrow in school and idk if taz will be there or not but i’m nervous as fuck i won’t have friends to sit with during the game and even if that happens the gym will be loud as fuck
can i just not get up in the morning jfc i rather punch myself in the tits
i’m contemplating whether or not I should just leave school….
or i could see my therapist...